Bartz Klauser

Everybody! Excalibur evolved the other day! She looks really awesome!

[The video shows a pretty Gyarados that seems to be playing with his Doduo as Bartz is recording it. He looks really proud of his new girl in the party.]

... Excalibur you can't eat Boko! He's our friend!

[Then, the girl of the party turns to see Bartz, who keeps lecturing her, and decides to hug him and show how much she loves him.

Except that it's hard for her to hug him now. So, doing her best, she decides to warp herself around him, at the point that it's hard to breath for the boy. At that, he drops the PokeGear.]

I-I can't breath...! Excalibur▬. . .!

[And the feed ends.]

Hey guys, what's with the creepy music? Is this some sort of a joke? It's getting boring after a while, you know? Also, are pokemons sick? Because Boko isn't acting like he normally does. I tried to give him more food and he ate it slowly and that.

This isn't cool at all. Adventures are supposed to be fun! Not creepy! Jeez...!

So, how we stop this? We have to kick some asses here, right? Beat the evil guy? ... Something?

[Boko can't think for him :/]

Hey, buddy! What are you doing with that▬

[The first thing that you can see is a Duduo pecking the PokeGear and turning it on. After that, you can see Bartz, looking at it really impressed.]

I didn't know you could do that, Boko! Thanks, man! You're awesome!

[Bartz smiles to him, you can recognize that he's in Route 29.]

Doduo!

Hey! I just feed you an hour ago! You can't eat all the food now.

Doooooduuuuooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh, right! This is recording!

[The young warrior looks at the camera again.]

My name is Bartz, nice to meet everyone! I'm kinda lost here, but Boko here is awesome and is leading the way. This surely is an interesting adventure! I just left the town... [He makes a pause trying to remember the name.] Right! New Bark Town! If someone here can help me, it'd be really nice!