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Wark 023 || Video || Action
Oct. 24th, 2012 08:32 pm[ Welcome back to the derp channel. Today in Bartz’s life, dancing around dressing with his… special clothes teaching the small kids (and not so small ladies…) how to dance. This was something that he used to do with Rise, so it brings him warm memories, specially with his Audino outside.
Once he finishes his classes, Bartz turns with a smile to the camera. ]
Hey, Johto! And Kanto too. We should come with a name for the this world that involves the two places. I mean, it’s not cool to be calling the two places as if it were two worlds apart. What if we encounter another new region? It’d be really lame---
Eduardo? Is that you?
Uh? [ Bartz turns his head to the new woman’s voice that just… called out a name. ] Are you talking to me, Miss?
How rude! How could you do this to me?!
Hey, hey! Slow doooown! I’m not that Eduardo guy! Hey, no! Stop---
[ And before he can realize it, there are more women gathering around him. ]
Eduardo? He told me his name was Fernando!
Fernando?! I thought you were Alejandro!
What?! This is a misunderstanding, girls! I’m not—
Roberto?!
… This is not cool at all….
[ For the next minutes, Bartz will be escaping from a group of furious lovers that were cheated by someone who looks like Bartz.
It was probably his ditto. It’s always his ditto. ]
Once he finishes his classes, Bartz turns with a smile to the camera. ]
Hey, Johto! And Kanto too. We should come with a name for the this world that involves the two places. I mean, it’s not cool to be calling the two places as if it were two worlds apart. What if we encounter another new region? It’d be really lame---
Eduardo? Is that you?
Uh? [ Bartz turns his head to the new woman’s voice that just… called out a name. ] Are you talking to me, Miss?
How rude! How could you do this to me?!
Hey, hey! Slow doooown! I’m not that Eduardo guy! Hey, no! Stop---
[ And before he can realize it, there are more women gathering around him. ]
Eduardo? He told me his name was Fernando!
Fernando?! I thought you were Alejandro!
What?! This is a misunderstanding, girls! I’m not—
Roberto?!
… This is not cool at all….
[ For the next minutes, Bartz will be escaping from a group of furious lovers that were cheated by someone who looks like Bartz.
It was probably his ditto. It’s always his ditto. ]
Wark 022 || Accidental Video || Action
Mar. 4th, 2012 09:33 pm[ It's night time around Goldenrod. He was traveling with Zidane, and he rushed back a little to support everyone in the Breeding Center as well. Tonight, Bartz it's sitting outside the city, laying down to watch the sky. Being in the Center was a bit hard to get used to like the old times, but he didn't want to worry everyone else for him being a bit sad. By the time the feed starts, Bartz sighs a bit. ]
I bet she would hit me with something if she saw me like this.
[ There is a noise, coming from a pokemon in front of him. The noise of disapproval from his Audino. ]
It's still not cool at all. Guess I was a little slow to realize it sooner, uh? [ The pink pokemon tilts her head. ]
... I know, I know. Over-thinking that kind of stuff it's not good, but I just... Man, I wish I I could have told her. She was an awesome girl! She could cheer you up with just a smile! Heh, I guess she got me all around.
[ Now it's a sad noise and the creature pats his head. Bartz chuckles a bit. ]
But, I shouldn't be sad. I got to meet her here, so it means I should just wait a bit. Maybe she will come back. I really hope so. Thanks a lot, I think you took it after the one you are named of...
[ The Audino smiles and hugs him. Bartz's face lightens a bit at that. ]
Right, Rise?
[ The feed goes for a bit more before it ends. ]
I bet she would hit me with something if she saw me like this.
[ There is a noise, coming from a pokemon in front of him. The noise of disapproval from his Audino. ]
It's still not cool at all. Guess I was a little slow to realize it sooner, uh? [ The pink pokemon tilts her head. ]
... I know, I know. Over-thinking that kind of stuff it's not good, but I just... Man, I wish I I could have told her. She was an awesome girl! She could cheer you up with just a smile! Heh, I guess she got me all around.
[ Now it's a sad noise and the creature pats his head. Bartz chuckles a bit. ]
But, I shouldn't be sad. I got to meet her here, so it means I should just wait a bit. Maybe she will come back. I really hope so. Thanks a lot, I think you took it after the one you are named of...
[ The Audino smiles and hugs him. Bartz's face lightens a bit at that. ]
Right, Rise?
[ The feed goes for a bit more before it ends. ]
Wark 021 || Video || Action
Dec. 19th, 2011 11:52 pm[ After almost a month of not recording anything, Bartz strikes again! This time, he's recording from........ the hospital. Sometimes one could mistake him from Lancer and his E-Rank luck.
Jokes aside, You might see him with some bandages and a broken arm, but he's smiling. Why? Because he's finally free from said place. ]
Finally free, buddy! [ He's addressing his Dodrio next to him. ], Uff! Having a Blastoise fall upon you it's not cool at all! But at least I didn't worry anyone---
[ Aw, fuck. He forgot he was recording this, oh well. ]
So, um, guys? What did I miss?
[ Suddenly he freezes and he notices a familiar face waiting for him at the door. It has bright, pink hair...
We all know who it is. ]
HOW DID SHE FIND OUT?! WHY ME---
[ The next thing you will see is Bartz running away with his Dodrio. And the feed ends. ]
Jokes aside, You might see him with some bandages and a broken arm, but he's smiling. Why? Because he's finally free from said place. ]
Finally free, buddy! [ He's addressing his Dodrio next to him. ], Uff! Having a Blastoise fall upon you it's not cool at all! But at least I didn't worry anyone---
[ Aw, fuck. He forgot he was recording this, oh well. ]
So, um, guys? What did I miss?
[ Suddenly he freezes and he notices a familiar face waiting for him at the door. It has bright, pink hair...
We all know who it is. ]
HOW DID SHE FIND OUT?! WHY ME---
[ The next thing you will see is Bartz running away with his Dodrio. And the feed ends. ]
Wark 020 || Video || Action
Nov. 4th, 2011 06:05 pm[ Welcome back to the derp's channel. Today we can see Bartz in the kitchen of the Breeding Center, cooking some dishes while his Houndoom is taking care of an egg to keep it warm. Once he finished cutting some things, he turns to the device with a smile. ]
Hey everyone, surely we got a lively Halloween this year! At least it was a bit nicer than last year. You know, I have been thinking in something... [ Which clearly it's a miracle and a bad thing. ]
The other day I was all checking the pokedex and noticed that it knows what a cat, dog, insect and many other stuff is, but there is no cat, cow or dog here! Pretty strange, right? How does it know it? Does everyone here know something about it?
[ He then chuckles a bit. ]
This world surely knows how to be strange! Not that I'm complaining! [ Laughing a bit, yeah. ] Oh, I wanted to ask some other things too! And I'm still looking to know how to evolve my Machoke...
I was talking with a friend the other day and we wanted to ask some advice to understand women in general, so we could avoid making them angry! No offense at all, please! We are really curious and we want to make sure everyone can get along pretty well. Sounds like an awesome idea, right? [ Sob, Akaya why... ] Tell us everything you can help us with!
[ All this derp, really. ]
For those who are curious, the kids say that they are looking forward for the next class. So if anyone else wants to come, let's make something big! I said that they could learn how to play tennis with Akaya's friends, they are pretty amazing! [ it's like, wanting to kill them as well. ]
Oh and▬ [ There's a knock in the window and Bartz turns to see. His derp smile is still there. ] Whintey, I have your order right here!
[ The camara now shows Bartz's back as he's giving Whintey something from the window. She giggles and leaves, not after almost trying to steal another kiss from Bartz. LUCKILY, THIS TIME HE MANAGED TO AVOID IT PRETTY WELL. And he's back to the screen. ]
I forgot what I was saying. Well, thanks for watching!
[ And he ends the feed. For the Breeding house, he's cooking for all of you AND HE WILL NOT TAKE A NO AS AN ANSWER. Mostly because he wants to keep the happy atittude with everyone. Feel free to run into him while he's cooking or when he's serving the food! ]
Hey everyone, surely we got a lively Halloween this year! At least it was a bit nicer than last year. You know, I have been thinking in something... [ Which clearly it's a miracle and a bad thing. ]
The other day I was all checking the pokedex and noticed that it knows what a cat, dog, insect and many other stuff is, but there is no cat, cow or dog here! Pretty strange, right? How does it know it? Does everyone here know something about it?
[ He then chuckles a bit. ]
This world surely knows how to be strange! Not that I'm complaining! [ Laughing a bit, yeah. ] Oh, I wanted to ask some other things too! And I'm still looking to know how to evolve my Machoke...
I was talking with a friend the other day and we wanted to ask some advice to understand women in general, so we could avoid making them angry! No offense at all, please! We are really curious and we want to make sure everyone can get along pretty well. Sounds like an awesome idea, right? [ Sob, Akaya why... ] Tell us everything you can help us with!
[ All this derp, really. ]
For those who are curious, the kids say that they are looking forward for the next class. So if anyone else wants to come, let's make something big! I said that they could learn how to play tennis with Akaya's friends, they are pretty amazing! [ it's like, wanting to kill them as well. ]
Oh and▬ [ There's a knock in the window and Bartz turns to see. His derp smile is still there. ] Whintey, I have your order right here!
[ The camara now shows Bartz's back as he's giving Whintey something from the window. She giggles and leaves, not after almost trying to steal another kiss from Bartz. LUCKILY, THIS TIME HE MANAGED TO AVOID IT PRETTY WELL. And he's back to the screen. ]
I forgot what I was saying. Well, thanks for watching!
[ And he ends the feed. For the Breeding house, he's cooking for all of you AND HE WILL NOT TAKE A NO AS AN ANSWER. Mostly because he wants to keep the happy atittude with everyone. Feel free to run into him while he's cooking or when he's serving the food! ]
Wark 019 || Accidental Video || Action
Sep. 23rd, 2011 10:24 pm[ Today we get to see new feed from Bartz? What is he doing? Well, being Bartz. Ignoring that, he's walking around Goldenrod to a certain place... That's right, he's going to the Gym again. Yes, he already beat Whitney, but this time it's for a different matter.
He slowly opens the door and steps in, smiling a bit. And yes, he's bringing a flower hairpin in his hand! ]
Hello~! If you are here▬ Wait a minute!
Whitney! It's been a long time, uh? How are you doing?
[ Trying his best, okay. ]
I will never forget your face! How dare you call me fat! That was so mean of you! I don't care you're a cute boy, I don't want to see your face again!
[ Yeah, she still remembers that. Bartz sighs and waves his arms at her. ]
Waaait a minute! I never meant that! I think you were pretty cool with your Miltank!
Get out of my Gym!
[ Time to act fast. There he goes to go closer to her and give her the hairpin. Whitney stares at him for a bit before going back to her usual self and grab it. ]
I thought you would take it as an apologize gift and that.
Awww, you're really a cute boy! I'll take it and do something as well ♥
[ And Whitney goes to lean to kiss his cheek too.
Sadly, Bartz does not get it and turns his face to see her.... And causing it to get kissed by Whitney.
Inner screaming and some blushing now. ]
Sweet Cosmos! What's just happened..?!
Oh my... My heart is racing...
[ TIME TO RUN?? Yes. He would do it if he could just process what happened. He turns back to see his ditto and notice the Gear.
Oh shit. ]
Aw, man! This is not cool at all! Turn that off▬
[ The feed ends with Whitney jumping on him and Gogo the Ditto dropping the gear. ]
He slowly opens the door and steps in, smiling a bit. And yes, he's bringing a flower hairpin in his hand! ]
Hello~! If you are here▬ Wait a minute!
Whitney! It's been a long time, uh? How are you doing?
[ Trying his best, okay. ]
I will never forget your face! How dare you call me fat! That was so mean of you! I don't care you're a cute boy, I don't want to see your face again!
[ Yeah, she still remembers that. Bartz sighs and waves his arms at her. ]
Waaait a minute! I never meant that! I think you were pretty cool with your Miltank!
Get out of my Gym!
[ Time to act fast. There he goes to go closer to her and give her the hairpin. Whitney stares at him for a bit before going back to her usual self and grab it. ]
I thought you would take it as an apologize gift and that.
Awww, you're really a cute boy! I'll take it and do something as well ♥
[ And Whitney goes to lean to kiss his cheek too.
Sadly, Bartz does not get it and turns his face to see her.... And causing it to get kissed by Whitney.
Inner screaming and some blushing now. ]
Sweet Cosmos! What's just happened..?!
Oh my... My heart is racing...
[ TIME TO RUN?? Yes. He would do it if he could just process what happened. He turns back to see his ditto and notice the Gear.
Oh shit. ]
Aw, man! This is not cool at all! Turn that off▬
[ The feed ends with Whitney jumping on him and Gogo the Ditto dropping the gear. ]
Wark 018 || Video || Action
Aug. 11th, 2011 09:42 pm[Here we are, in Goldenrod with Bartz again. He's out buying some chocolates and candy to share with his roommates, when he notices a small kid sitting alone under a tree. Like the derp he is, he does stop to try to cheer the kid up.]
Hey, what's with the sad face? That's not cool at all.
[The kid, that might not be older than six years, looks at Bartz with sad eyes.]
Nobody wants to play with me. All the the other boys said that I was stupid because my favorite pokemon is Diglett.
That's pretty mean of them! I have never seen a Diglett, but I bet they are pretty cool Pokemons!
Really? I can show you one of them!
Awesome! Lead the way!
[Some seconds later, the kid calls out a Diglett from a pokeball. Bartz chuckles a bit, then smiles at the kid.]
Man, it's so cool! [Oh, then he notices something.] What's under a diglett?
Nobody knows, but I drew some things!
Nice doing, man! Show me!
[The kid giggles and goes to pick his pictures while Bartz keeps looking at the pokemon really amused. C'mon, it's pretty awesome and that, but what's the big deal with it anyway.
Once the kid is back, he shows him one of the pictures.
( Cut for big picture! )
THE HORROR.]
My big brother did that one! Isn't it cool?
... Sweet Cosmos, it's huge! He's going to eat me!
[And he keeps showing Bartz this kind of pictures.
And then, he ends the feed. Yeah, he was going to say something, but at this level of shock, he just... ends it.]
Hey, what's with the sad face? That's not cool at all.
[The kid, that might not be older than six years, looks at Bartz with sad eyes.]
Nobody wants to play with me. All the the other boys said that I was stupid because my favorite pokemon is Diglett.
That's pretty mean of them! I have never seen a Diglett, but I bet they are pretty cool Pokemons!
Really? I can show you one of them!
Awesome! Lead the way!
[Some seconds later, the kid calls out a Diglett from a pokeball. Bartz chuckles a bit, then smiles at the kid.]
Man, it's so cool! [Oh, then he notices something.] What's under a diglett?
Nobody knows, but I drew some things!
Nice doing, man! Show me!
[The kid giggles and goes to pick his pictures while Bartz keeps looking at the pokemon really amused. C'mon, it's pretty awesome and that, but what's the big deal with it anyway.
Once the kid is back, he shows him one of the pictures.
( Cut for big picture! )
THE HORROR.]
My big brother did that one! Isn't it cool?
... Sweet Cosmos, it's huge! He's going to eat me!
[And he keeps showing Bartz this kind of pictures.
And then, he ends the feed. Yeah, he was going to say something, but at this level of shock, he just... ends it.]
Wark 017 || Video || Action
Aug. 2nd, 2011 11:34 pm[Guess who is updating this after a while? That's right! It's Bartz's channel again! Some of you remember the incident with Whitney last time, but for once he's not doing something stupid.]
Man, it's not cool that they keep going home...
[Yeah, he's pretty down since a lot of people he was friends with/was starting to be friends with just disappeared. The camera moves back to show the forest where he is. Someone needed some time alone.]
But there's no point in being sad. They would feel bad because they didn't want to disappear like that. [The Houndoom next to him barks at that.] Right, buddy! Let's keep doing our best, man!
Oh, right! I turned this for a reason! [A chuckle. SO DERP, MY GOD.] Um, you have a friend that is afraid of heights, but here flying around makes traveling shorter, what would you recommend me▬MY FRIEND▬ doing? Should I▬HE▬ get that HM and use it or what? Thanks for answering!
[The feed goes black, but still manages to record one more thing from Bartz.]
Man, the sky is my limit...
[AAAAAAND it's off.]
Man, it's not cool that they keep going home...
[Yeah, he's pretty down since a lot of people he was friends with/was starting to be friends with just disappeared. The camera moves back to show the forest where he is. Someone needed some time alone.]
But there's no point in being sad. They would feel bad because they didn't want to disappear like that. [The Houndoom next to him barks at that.] Right, buddy! Let's keep doing our best, man!
Oh, right! I turned this for a reason! [A chuckle. SO DERP, MY GOD.] Um, you have a friend that is afraid of heights, but here flying around makes traveling shorter, what would you recommend me▬MY FRIEND▬ doing? Should I▬HE▬ get that HM and use it or what? Thanks for answering!
[The feed goes black, but still manages to record one more thing from Bartz.]
Man, the sky is my limit...
[AAAAAAND it's off.]
Wark 016 || Video || Action
Jun. 27th, 2011 09:14 pm[Welcome again to the Bartz's channel! Today we can see this derp outside Goldenrod when he turn the video on. He's calling back his Houndoom and Charizard from their training when he looks at the camera.]
Finally! No more of those bugs around! Man, at least this is over. I have been wanting to ask to somebody around if they know if Machokes evolve into something or not. I have seen some pokemons with four arms that look like Machoke, so maybe they are connected or something!
[He finally laughs a bit.]
Luke, I'm going to meet up with you! With all this crazy thing over here I couldn't leave it. But I'll face Whitney so she can give me that thing to make traveling short!
[He starts running to where the Gym is. If you are all wondering how he's still alive, the answer is that he has a pretty cool Dodrio who thinks for him. Anyway, once he arrives to the Gym, he enters it with a big smile.]
Whitney, I heard you wanted a battle, so I'll give you one!
Uh? Aren't you a cute one? Well, if you think you can win against me, then let me prove you how wrong you are!
You're on!
[The next minutes, it involves Bartz's Pokemons completely kicking Withney's ass. It's almost frightening when you think about it, but the last Pokemon to win over Whitney's Miltank was his loyal friend Boko, the Dodrio. As expected, the Gym Leader starts to cry.]
W-what?! Hey, don't cry! You were so cool over there! [HOW DO I DEAL WITH CRYING GIRLS.] I mean, your Miltank suits you perfectly!
[Waaaait. Did he just call her fat? Oh, no you didn't...]
Whaaat do you mean with that?!
No, that's not what I meant! Hey, don't hit me▬
[And the feed ends. At least he won the badge?]
Finally! No more of those bugs around! Man, at least this is over. I have been wanting to ask to somebody around if they know if Machokes evolve into something or not. I have seen some pokemons with four arms that look like Machoke, so maybe they are connected or something!
[He finally laughs a bit.]
Luke, I'm going to meet up with you! With all this crazy thing over here I couldn't leave it. But I'll face Whitney so she can give me that thing to make traveling short!
[He starts running to where the Gym is. If you are all wondering how he's still alive, the answer is that he has a pretty cool Dodrio who thinks for him. Anyway, once he arrives to the Gym, he enters it with a big smile.]
Whitney, I heard you wanted a battle, so I'll give you one!
Uh? Aren't you a cute one? Well, if you think you can win against me, then let me prove you how wrong you are!
You're on!
[The next minutes, it involves Bartz's Pokemons completely kicking Withney's ass. It's almost frightening when you think about it, but the last Pokemon to win over Whitney's Miltank was his loyal friend Boko, the Dodrio. As expected, the Gym Leader starts to cry.]
W-what?! Hey, don't cry! You were so cool over there! [HOW DO I DEAL WITH CRYING GIRLS.] I mean, your Miltank suits you perfectly!
[Waaaait. Did he just call her fat? Oh, no you didn't...]
Whaaat do you mean with that?!
No, that's not what I meant! Hey, don't hit me▬
[And the feed ends. At least he won the badge?]
Wark 015 || Accidental Video || Action
Jun. 3rd, 2011 08:47 pm[Welcome to Bartz's channel again! Today we find this derp, sitting outside Goldenrod with some blankets around... a pretty bunch of eggs. Oh, yes. The Ditto with the Hat is back in action it seems. Bartz just sighs, bue he smiles anyway.]
Hello! Man, it's really busy out of here! I have some eggs to offer for P300 or Boko will kill me, because I cannot carry them outside with me! I have Doduo's, Squirtle's, Eevee's, Machop's, Houndour's and Dratini's eggs! I want to find them a nice place, so please speak with me!
Thanks for watching!
[He's about to end the feed when he watches his Meganium play around. There's a sad smile for a brief moment.]
Man, I would have liked to know your name before you go. I wish you the best whenever you are.
[And with that, he ends the feed.]
[ooc: This is the post for this! Come to claim the eggs :3]
Hello! Man, it's really busy out of here! I have some eggs to offer for P300 or Boko will kill me, because I cannot carry them outside with me! I have Doduo's, Squirtle's, Eevee's, Machop's, Houndour's and Dratini's eggs! I want to find them a nice place, so please speak with me!
Thanks for watching!
[He's about to end the feed when he watches his Meganium play around. There's a sad smile for a brief moment.]
Man, I would have liked to know your name before you go. I wish you the best whenever you are.
[And with that, he ends the feed.]
[ooc: This is the post for this! Come to claim the eggs :3]
Wark 014 || Accidental Video || Action
May. 22nd, 2011 07:34 pm[Today in Bartz's channel, you all can see how derp this man can be. Some people know that Bartz has a Blastoise and a Gyarados, who is in love to snuggle and be all sparkles to the world, who aren't in a very good day.
But that's not all! In the middle of the Hydro Pumps that both of them are shouting to each other is Bartz who is trying to protect a small child who just lost her toy and pokeball in the battlefield. Around him, his Jolteon and Meganium are doing their best to protect the trainer.]
Everything is going to be fine! Trust me! Agh...
[Remember, it's not nice to be hit with an Hydro Pump in the back. Twice. Bartz flinches a bit, but he manages to pick up the girl in his arms and run to the Pokemon Center. Her parents run to hug her as Bartz smiles a bit, takes a long breath and runs back to try to stop his two Water-Type pokemons. His Machop, who was recording this, ends the feed when he goes to run after his fated rival.]
[ooc: This would be after he goes to help Souji at the Breeding Center. Also, travel party, assume he left a letter a week ago saying he was going to help someone at Goldenrod and pick up Zidane, Squall and Cloud. Video replies will be 30 minutes later at the Pokemon Center!]
But that's not all! In the middle of the Hydro Pumps that both of them are shouting to each other is Bartz who is trying to protect a small child who just lost her toy and pokeball in the battlefield. Around him, his Jolteon and Meganium are doing their best to protect the trainer.]
Everything is going to be fine! Trust me! Agh...
[Remember, it's not nice to be hit with an Hydro Pump in the back. Twice. Bartz flinches a bit, but he manages to pick up the girl in his arms and run to the Pokemon Center. Her parents run to hug her as Bartz smiles a bit, takes a long breath and runs back to try to stop his two Water-Type pokemons. His Machop, who was recording this, ends the feed when he goes to run after his fated rival.]
[ooc: This would be after he goes to help Souji at the Breeding Center. Also, travel party, assume he left a letter a week ago saying he was going to help someone at Goldenrod and pick up Zidane, Squall and Cloud. Video replies will be 30 minutes later at the Pokemon Center!]
Wark 013 || Video || Action
Apr. 18th, 2011 11:11 am[Today in Bartz channel we see the derp putting a shop! It's full of feathers under the sign "Welcome to Bartz's Shop!" Said owner is similing under it and waiting for any costumer to arrive!]
Come and leave with a good-luck charm! They only cost P50! Only because Boko will eat me alive if I don't put a price to them. You want to help a friend? Give them one of these!
[He looks pretty happy selling his stuff when his Eevee runs in front of the shop.]
You want to play now? Sorry, man, but I'm kind of busy right now. I promise we will play after this!
Grrr...
Uh... I don't like how your face is changing...
Kyyeeehhh!!
No! Waiiiit!
[Too late, now the pissed off Eevee just ran away and jumped on a trainer, who was carrying a small bag for a nice trainer. Said bag just falls reveling its content as a... Thunderstone!]
... This is not going to end well, right...?
Gyaaa [His Houndour starts laughing a bit at the whole scene.]
You're not helping, Ifrit...
[The attention of those two goes to a bright light in front of them. Bartz just sighs, knowing what's going on. After the light fades, a new pokemon stands in front of them:
That's kind of cool! What does the Pokedex say about him now?
That... doesn't sound cool at all... Even if I was the one who ordered the stone...
[The feed ends when the pissed off Jolteon jumps at Bartz to attack him.]
[ooc: Team Dissidia get each one one of the feathers of course!]
Come and leave with a good-luck charm! They only cost P50! Only because Boko will eat me alive if I don't put a price to them. You want to help a friend? Give them one of these!
[He looks pretty happy selling his stuff when his Eevee runs in front of the shop.]
You want to play now? Sorry, man, but I'm kind of busy right now. I promise we will play after this!
Grrr...
Uh... I don't like how your face is changing...
Kyyeeehhh!!
No! Waiiiit!
[Too late, now the pissed off Eevee just ran away and jumped on a trainer, who was carrying a small bag for a nice trainer. Said bag just falls reveling its content as a... Thunderstone!]
... This is not going to end well, right...?
Gyaaa [His Houndour starts laughing a bit at the whole scene.]
You're not helping, Ifrit...
[The attention of those two goes to a bright light in front of them. Bartz just sighs, knowing what's going on. After the light fades, a new pokemon stands in front of them:
That's kind of cool! What does the Pokedex say about him now?
Jolteon; A sensitive Pokémon that easily becomes sad or angry. Every time its mood changes, it charges power. That... doesn't sound cool at all... Even if I was the one who ordered the stone...
[The feed ends when the pissed off Jolteon jumps at Bartz to attack him.]
[ooc: Team Dissidia get each one one of the feathers of course!]
Wark 012 || Video || Action || Text
Mar. 31st, 2011 06:19 pm[Today in Bartz's channel, we got to see the derp facing Morty's gym! Apparently, Morty is pleased to know that a challenge could overcome his traps. Little did he know what awaited for him.]
Hey, Morty! You better be careful out of there, it's full of traps, man!
It pleases me to know that someone could overcome my Gym. But this battle won't be easy▬
A battle, uh? Well, if it's a battle you want, then it's a battle what you will get! I'm fired up, man!
[Bartz grins and then the battle starts. Bartz's pokemons completely destroy Morty's in a fierce battle. With the exception of his ditto, who is still nowhere to be seen. Then, the warrior runs to where Morty with a smile.]
You are indeed a skilled trainer. Here is the proof of your victory.
Thanks, thanks. But, have you seen a ditto wearing a hat around here?
[Morty's face is priceless. And he ends the feed. Some minutes later, he starts a new one.]
... Guys, never leave your Meganium alone if you are celebrating a victory. You'll end with some eggs. Does someone else want a Chikorita egg?
[He just sighs and ends the feed.]
[PRIVATE TEXT TO "Minatsuki"]
Hey, I have the egg I promised for you!
[//PRIVATE TEXT TO "Minatsuki"]
[ooc: The other egg is for Belphegor!]
Hey, Morty! You better be careful out of there, it's full of traps, man!
It pleases me to know that someone could overcome my Gym. But this battle won't be easy▬
A battle, uh? Well, if it's a battle you want, then it's a battle what you will get! I'm fired up, man!
[Bartz grins and then the battle starts. Bartz's pokemons completely destroy Morty's in a fierce battle. With the exception of his ditto, who is still nowhere to be seen. Then, the warrior runs to where Morty with a smile.]
You are indeed a skilled trainer. Here is the proof of your victory.
Thanks, thanks. But, have you seen a ditto wearing a hat around here?
[Morty's face is priceless. And he ends the feed. Some minutes later, he starts a new one.]
... Guys, never leave your Meganium alone if you are celebrating a victory. You'll end with some eggs. Does someone else want a Chikorita egg?
[He just sighs and ends the feed.]
[PRIVATE TEXT TO "Minatsuki"]
Hey, I have the egg I promised for you!
[//PRIVATE TEXT TO "Minatsuki"]
[ooc: The other egg is for Belphegor!]
Wark 011 || Video || Action
Mar. 24th, 2011 02:00 pm[When the feed starts, you can see a worried Bartz looking around the place he is trying to find something.]
Cecil! Light! Gogo is nowhere to be seen! Quickly, hide your pokemons! Hide everything! I don't want to be a grandfather again! I'm too young for this, man!
[Boko, his Dodrio, is trying to calm down his trainer. Which is not working. Then, Bartz turns at the screen with that face.]
Johto! If you see a ditto wearing a hat, please tell me! He will try to have babies with your pokemons! Does someone know how to stop a ditto when they like to have babies with others pokemons?
Man, this is not cool at all...
[And with that, Bartz ends the feed.]
Cecil! Light! Gogo is nowhere to be seen! Quickly, hide your pokemons! Hide everything! I don't want to be a grandfather again! I'm too young for this, man!
[Boko, his Dodrio, is trying to calm down his trainer. Which is not working. Then, Bartz turns at the screen with that face.]
Johto! If you see a ditto wearing a hat, please tell me! He will try to have babies with your pokemons! Does someone know how to stop a ditto when they like to have babies with others pokemons?
Man, this is not cool at all...
[And with that, Bartz ends the feed.]
Wark 010 || Video || Action
Jan. 26th, 2011 01:06 am[This video starts with a Bartz in from of... a bunch of eggs. Apparently, his ditto likes to... have fun with the rest of the team. And other's team... His face describes how is he feeling in this moment.]
Uh... Guys, Gogo seems to enjoy having fun with the rest of the team. Yeah, you know what I mean...
H-How does even Boko had eggs with him? I don't waaaant know that, dude...
Hey, if anyone is interested in a Doduo egg, talk to me! Ha... I have like a bunch of them.
I don't want to know with who else you had kids with...
[With a heavy sigh, he ends the feed. If you are in Azalea, you will see Bartz in the Pokemon Center with a bunch of eggs.
Team Dissidia! Feel free to use this and the Ditto as a way to have eggs :|a Gogo doesn't say no to anything. So if you want to plot something with kids, godmod this Ditto as you wish!]
Uh... Guys, Gogo seems to enjoy having fun with the rest of the team. Yeah, you know what I mean...
H-How does even Boko had eggs with him? I don't waaaant know that, dude...
Hey, if anyone is interested in a Doduo egg, talk to me! Ha... I have like a bunch of them.
I don't want to know with who else you had kids with...
[With a heavy sigh, he ends the feed. If you are in Azalea, you will see Bartz in the Pokemon Center with a bunch of eggs.
Team Dissidia! Feel free to use this and the Ditto as a way to have eggs :|a Gogo doesn't say no to anything. So if you want to plot something with kids, godmod this Ditto as you wish!]
Wark 009 || Video || Action || Text
Jan. 12th, 2011 11:16 pm[Bartz is outside Azalea, holding the Gear as he seems to be trying to call for someone.
"Number not found."
"Number not found."
"Number not found."
The derp Mimic clearly is affected by this as he looks down a bit. Having someone you care dissapear is really sad. His Dodrio moves closer to nuzzle his heads against him to cheer him up.]
So she's gone, buddy. Man, I was looking forward to everyone meet her.
[There's a sad smile as he pets the Boko's heads. Suddendly, a chikorita appears on the screen. It takes him a moment to recognize her.]
Is that...? Man, what...?
[Boko goes to meet up with her as Bartz tries to dial another number now. He remembered seeing her with Firion, maybe he was worried that she ran off somewhere.
"Number not found."
"Number not found."]
You have to be kidding me... Firion is gone too?
[He ends the feed when he says that. Ten minutes later, he sends a text, who was supposed to be only for Team Dissidia, but he failed at doing that.]
Lenna and Firion are gone.
"Number not found."
"Number not found."
"Number not found."
The derp Mimic clearly is affected by this as he looks down a bit. Having someone you care dissapear is really sad. His Dodrio moves closer to nuzzle his heads against him to cheer him up.]
So she's gone, buddy. Man, I was looking forward to everyone meet her.
[There's a sad smile as he pets the Boko's heads. Suddendly, a chikorita appears on the screen. It takes him a moment to recognize her.]
Is that...? Man, what...?
[Boko goes to meet up with her as Bartz tries to dial another number now. He remembered seeing her with Firion, maybe he was worried that she ran off somewhere.
"Number not found."
"Number not found."]
You have to be kidding me... Firion is gone too?
[He ends the feed when he says that. Ten minutes later, he sends a text, who was supposed to be only for Team Dissidia, but he failed at doing that.]
Lenna and Firion are gone.
[He delivered his present in Violet to the ones that were there in person, and used the mail officer. He wanted all his friends to recive the gifts he looked for them.]
Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope everyone is having a lot of fun here!
[Boko and Excalibur appear on the screen to wish everyone a happy day.]
Oh! I almost forgot! I found an Egg around, so I'm taking care of it. Does this happen often here?
I'm still in Violet with Zidane. I'm not leaving him behind, but once he recovers, we will be moving soon! Don't miss us too much!
[With a small laugh, he ends the feed.]
Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope everyone is having a lot of fun here!
[Boko and Excalibur appear on the screen to wish everyone a happy day.]
Oh! I almost forgot! I found an Egg around, so I'm taking care of it. Does this happen often here?
I'm still in Violet with Zidane. I'm not leaving him behind, but once he recovers, we will be moving soon! Don't miss us too much!
[With a small laugh, he ends the feed.]
Wark 007 || Video || Action
Dec. 2nd, 2010 09:50 pmH-hey! Stop doing that!
[Bartz appears on the screen, trying to feed his pokemons, except for the fact that now Boko seems to be a bit different from the last time.
Someone here evolved the other day.]
Nobody told me that you would have three heads when you evolved! It's not fair! You can't eat more than before!
[As a response, Boko starts pecking him with his three heads.]
It hurts! Gaaah! Fine, fine! You win!
[Pleased with that, Boko returns to eat his food.]
This is not cool at all. [Then, he remembers why he turned on the feed.] Lenna! I'm in Cherrygrove now! Where are you?
Also, Janice, this is what your pokemon will look like when she evol▬
[At the mention of the said girl, Boko rushes to the camera, not letting Bartz finish and turning it off.]
[Bartz appears on the screen, trying to feed his pokemons, except for the fact that now Boko seems to be a bit different from the last time.
Someone here evolved the other day.]
Nobody told me that you would have three heads when you evolved! It's not fair! You can't eat more than before!
[As a response, Boko starts pecking him with his three heads.]
It hurts! Gaaah! Fine, fine! You win!
[Pleased with that, Boko returns to eat his food.]
This is not cool at all. [Then, he remembers why he turned on the feed.] Lenna! I'm in Cherrygrove now! Where are you?
Also, Janice, this is what your pokemon will look like when she evol▬
[At the mention of the said girl, Boko rushes to the camera, not letting Bartz finish and turning it off.]
Wark 006 || Video || Text
Nov. 22nd, 2010 03:28 pm[You can notice that Bartz seems to be really happy about something. Perhaps it's related that someone from his world showed up and it was one of his best friends, His doduo is already out, and ready for the action.]
Guys, I'm going to pick someone from New Bark Town! She's one of my best friends from my world and she's waiting for me! Don't worry, man! I have Boko with me so it will be faster! I'll introduce her to everyone when we are back!
Stay cool while I'm not here, okay? Wanna me pick something from the old cities?
[Waving his hand, he ends the feed.]
( [PRIVATE Text to Zidane and Aerith] )
( [LOCKED Video from Team Cosmos and Lenna] )
Guys, I'm going to pick someone from New Bark Town! She's one of my best friends from my world and she's waiting for me! Don't worry, man! I have Boko with me so it will be faster! I'll introduce her to everyone when we are back!
Stay cool while I'm not here, okay? Wanna me pick something from the old cities?
[Waving his hand, he ends the feed.]
( [PRIVATE Text to Zidane and Aerith] )
( [LOCKED Video from Team Cosmos and Lenna] )
